yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch:

Am I the first to see this or..?

(via ruinedchildhood)

lalondes:

THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…

(via penguinsplayhockey87)

pittsburghpengwins:

HARVEY THE HOUND HAS HAD HIS TONGUE RIPPED OUT

HE SURVIVED A FLOOD

ICEBURGH HAS BEEN IN A FIGHT BEFORE

THEN THIS PUSSY ASS BASEBALL MASCOT FALLS DOWN AND HAS TO BE CARTED OFF THE FIELD. WHO IS IN THE SUIT, LEBRON JAMES??!!?1?1!!1?1?!!!?

HOCKEY IS TOUGHER!!!!!11!!!!! ALL OTHER SPORTS ARE WEAK!!!!!1!!!!1!! 

(Source: sidmalkin, via jeff-zatkoff)

pittsburghpengwins:

beautiful

goddiva:

The year is 2020. Robin Thicke’s ten year old son is writing a poem for school. Stumped, the child turns to his father, “Dad, what rhymes with ‘hug me’?” A single tear roles down Robin Thicke’s face as he is confronted with the one question he will never be able to answer.

(via jerkidiot)

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

(Source: bitchwhyyoumad, via illlynn)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via illlynn)

sterlingsea:

thegfe:

hidden-ustulations:

sheepoflunacy:

reallifekink:

BEHOLD:
Fake “dom” VERSES trained empowered sub.
Know the difference!
Thanks to LH for allowing Me to post this. 
😘
D.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

True. Everyone needs to take note, just because you identify as a submissive, doesn’t mean that you have to follow through on everything. Stick up for yourself. If something doesn’t seem right, it probably isn’t.

This is like every guy on collarme

This makes me want to kick things. People. Fake doms in the junk.

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

(Source: sidmalkin)